So last week I am coming home from work, and I see a rabbit in our front yard. No big deal rabbits are pest in my area. I get out of my car, and it isn't a rabbit it is a chihauhua. Crap. I gather her up, and she is really friendly. Thank goodness she has her tags. I take her inside the house, and the lab, Buddy is pretty excited. I whisk the chihuahua into my room, and leave her there. I am afraid of what Buddy and the husky, Juno may accidentally do to her.
So, I call the number on the tag, and tell the lady on the other end I have her dog. she comes by quickly and picks her dog up. It ends up being my next door neighbor. I've seen their beagle running around (also named Buddy), but I had no idea they had a chihuahua. She and her kids take their dog home, and I go about my business.
5 minutes later Juno is going crazy in the backyard. I go out there, climb the fence, and the chihuahua is out again! This time I just grab, her knock on the door, hand it to the kid who answers, and just walk off without saying anything.
As for the title of the post, I just used whatever popped up in my "Track Me Not" program